Goldfish Are The Shit

kg-20:

I’ve found the best title ever.

kg-20:

I’ve found the best title ever.

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trencly:

relationship status:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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humorking:

looking at my grades had me like 

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bombing:

zanabism:

bombing:

idea: a bunch of big rocks on a shelf above your bed and every time you hit your alarm clock the shelf would fall away and the rocks would come tumbling down  

wouldn’t that really hurt you? 

i never said it was a good idea

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beefycurtains:

seattl-ite:

katara:

I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional

i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable. 

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hotdaughter:

hotdaughter:

"what are you doing"

"nothing i just took a shower"

"aw :( with out me? haha lol"

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captainbritish:

hello i am post these maymes for ur perusal thanks hope 2 enjoy

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freewlfi:

superhighschoolleveluguu:

cutbu:

read more comics

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

it WAS inspirational

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broadwayfairy:

sick…

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