KFC employees truly do not care about anything. ask for a 10 piece and they give you 15
I’m a fellow whovian and i can confirm this
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013
my town has been experiencing a huge drought and the first time it really rains in years this fucking happens
I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.
Mulan: The only Disney Princess with a body count… in the thousands
I yell this to anybody who misses in anything.
a body count… in the thousands
more in like the hun-dred thousands
hot video game characters with very sad lives are so important to me